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		<title>School&#8217;s In, You&#8217;re Out, Shaman</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ 
I love our school district.  It&#8217;s probably the main reason that my wife and I planted our flag here.  The school district taxes are high, to be sure, but it&#8217;s probably the one tax I don&#8217;t bitch all that much about paying.  After all, if you want low property taxes, you might get Morrow [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pope Creepula XVI</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, I&#8217;m obviously pissed about what the Catholic Church has been up to, and not just what they&#8217;ve been doing in general for the last 1,500 years or so.  You know, what with burning people and thwarting human advancement for tens of centuries; it&#8217;s not only the Church fucking humanity in general that&#8217;s got me [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://offwhiteblogger.com/?p=168</link>
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		<title>Las Vegas Esta Muerto</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Las Vegas is a beautiful woman in skin-tight clothing, who, upon closer inspection, is actually a mannequin in heavy makeup smoking a Pall Mall and holding a colostomy bag.
For me, the city has lost all of it’s luster, and I can’t tell if that’s borne of my somehow maturing or if it’s the simple fact [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://offwhiteblogger.com/?p=163</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;m More Likely To Watch Now, And So Are You</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Maybe you&#8217;re interested in the 2010 Winter Olympics, and maybe you&#8217;re not, but I think we&#8217;ve all seen the footage of the Georgian Luger ending his 90MPH practice run within a space of a couple of inches, courtesy of the gigantic, unpadded steel poles conveniently located right next to the finish line.  21 years old, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://offwhiteblogger.com/?p=161</link>
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		<title>Call Brinks Home Security, Cancel The Alarm Service</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, I found myself in a familiar position, killing time between meetings, so made a run to a local convenience story and gas dispensary.  While I was in the venerable Ram, I heard a news tease that included a story about how a major pot operation in my town had been taken down that day. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://offwhiteblogger.com/?p=159</link>
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		<title>Take St. John&#8217;s Wort For Haiti</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I did what I was supposed to do, after all of Haiti fell down.  I examined my skill sets, and, realizing that I was not qualified as a search and rescue expert, and I&#8217;m not a medical or health care professional, the only thing I could possibly do was get off of my wallet and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Whatever He Died Of, I Hope It Hurt</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Oral Roberts, carnival hustler of improbable rewards and impossible punishments not just in the afterlife, but right here in the life we can all see and experience, in front of anyone with a ticket to the show or a television set, is finally dead at the ripe old age of 91. Good riddance.
The now-decomposing shaman [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hiroshima, Nagasaki</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Don’t you ever forget/don’t you ever fucking forget
So went the song Hiroshima by Todd Rundgren’s on again/off again project, Utopia, from one their album Ra, which was released sometime in the late ‘70’s.  Todd Rundgren, who did a lot more than Hello It’s Me, was one of Mom’s favorites all throughout the 70’s and 80’s.  [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://offwhiteblogger.com/?p=143</link>
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		<title>Community Leaders</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Columbus, OH, like any great American City, is properly well-ridden with criminal activity, and the neighborhood where Alum Creek Drive meets I-70 isn&#8217;t exactly the jam in the doughnut for the capital of the Buckeye State.  There are worse areas in C-bus, but not too many.  If you go there, though there&#8217;s no reason to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yes Virginia, the Germans Really Did That</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Over the last week or so, I&#8217;ve had the DVR set to record a WWII documentary called &#8220;Apocalypse,&#8221; which aired on the Smithsonian HD Channel.  It was a six-part mini-series that was produced by some British and French folks, and narrated by Martin Sheen, whom the politically Liberal or otherwise uninformed viewer might recognize [...]]]></description>
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